1 day my ex girlfrend's mom was passing by her daughter's bedroom nd was astonished to see the bed nicely made and everything picked up. Then she saw an envelope which propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed..."Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Jon and he is so nice.. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and Jon said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a gang and fights the nonsense going on in the society.. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jon taught me that marijuana nd hashish doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends in order to make a nice little living for ourselves. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Jon can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 17 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, XXXXXX
PS : Mom, none of
the above is true. I'm over at a friends house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Jon and he is so nice.. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and Jon said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a gang and fights the nonsense going on in the society.. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jon taught me that marijuana nd hashish doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends in order to make a nice little living for ourselves. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Jon can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 17 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, XXXXXX
PS : Mom, none of
the above is true. I'm over at a friends house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.
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