Id´i`ot`ism....

1 day my ex girlfrend's mom was passing by her daughter's bedroom nd was astonished to see the bed nicely made and everything picked up. Then she saw an envelope which propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed..."Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Jon and he is so nice.. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and Jon said that we
will be very happy. He already owns a gang and fights the nonsense going on in the society.. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jon taught me that marijuana nd hashish doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends in order to make a nice little living for ourselves. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Jon can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 17 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, XXXXXX





PS : Mom, none of
the above is true. I'm over at a friends house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.

Recent Development...

While some localities in the U.S. have decriminalized marijuana, it is techinically still illegal because it is a Schedule 1 substance according to the federal government!

The immense knowledge and information i have about this world....

* A kiss lasting one minute can burn more than 30 calories! (start burning calories asap)
* What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France! (dis is what must have given birth to piracy! hmmm))
* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath! (dont waste time tryin)
* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead! (third is d lucky kind)
* You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206! (where do the rest go?)
* Life is sexually transmitted! (cant prevent tis1)
* In the weightlessness of space, a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi! (the new formula for makin bombs..all u need is peas pepsei nd space)
* New York City has 11 letters......Afghanistan has 11 letters...Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to Destroy the Twin Towers in 1993 has 11 letters..George W Bush has 11 letters! (osama bin laden has 13 letters...unlucky enough)
* A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds! ( and If you were a goldfish, you probably won't have remembered what made u read al dis nonsense)... :-D

In a state of absolute psychedelia ....

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone and I'm not so self assured [self-confidence falls apart during altered state]
Now I find I've changed my mind, opened up the doors [LSD changes the mind, opens up the doors of perception]

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round [consider: common "whirling" theme]
Help me get my feet back on the ground [this is the opposite of the desirability of floating while in love; a different sort of floating]
Won't you please, please help me [prayer to be rescued from helplessness, loss of ego/ loss of controllership]

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways [radically changed perception of one's life and being during LSD session]
My independence seems to vanish in the haze [allusion to loss of egoic control & loss of sense of metaphysical free will, allusion to perceptual blurring]
But every now and then I feel so insecure [instability of mental model of personal control in dissociative state. "every now & then" -- altered view of time, time fragmentation]
Now I know I need you like I've never done before [need who? girl, or compassionate higher creator/controller entity?]

Help if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round [in this state, learn appreciation of divine-agency realm]
Help me get my feet back on the ground [flying too high from LSD]
Won't you please, please help me

Help.......
I need somebody
Help.......
Not just anybody [needs a special, higher-level rescuer/savior]
Help.......
You know I need someone
Help..................................